A Well-Deserved Letter of Disgust to The Horrendous and Sly Tomato

A Letter of Disgust to a Tomato

Tomato. Uhhh! Ever wondered what will you write to a food item that you were disgusted the most in your lifetime. For most they might choose bitter gourd but I have picked something that I think is the most devastating thing I have even put in my mouth! A tomato. Spoiler Alert: Things might get quite harsh!

Tomato,

I hope you will not be happy and delighted at the end of the letter!

You might be criticising me for my lack of adherence to my English writing skill rules. But that is my point. You are not liked. You should be thankful you have not vanished into the face of the earth because of marvellous taste. Did I just say marvellous? Oh, I meant devastating taste. Uhh! Yuck! You have been nothing but a troublemaker compelling people who had a lot in their heads to prove that you were a fruit or a vegetable. Don’t you ever stop boiling kerosene on people’s head.

In your disgusting case, the apple has fallen quite far off from the scrumptious tree of nature. Well, instead of an apple its you here. You should be synonymous with dementors from the famous Harry Potter series coz that’s the vibe you give. Even spared a nanosecond about that? You should count yourself lucky that I am in a much better mood than I was when I found a small part of you in my dinner. Yew! You have left so many people in the dumps who tried to taste you because of your optimistic name. But later on, they knew better. And what leaves me dejected is that you are on every food item that is my favourite.

Anyways, why are you this upsetting? Not even a pinch of salt or a sugary punch on you will cheer the consumer up. Because of just three word. “You are impossible”. And I cannot believe I am wasting a precious second asking you a question which you must answer at the earliest:
Why do you enjoy disgusting perfectly normal human beings who want to have a good day?

With lots of anger,
Ethan Gonsalves

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